Dear Milly,
I think you are a really excellent dog and a super nice pet but COME ON ..... enough already.
I forgave you for eating a hole in the wall......
And chewing up the corner of the couch and your new sheepskin ruggie.
But seriously - did you HAVE to go and do this to the new grass???
Oh listen here, don't give me that old story meh meh meh it was the cat a few doors down. That old cat can't even cock a leg to piddle (do cat's actually cock legs to piddle???) And I know we have a lot of bandicoots around here, but not a herd of 40kg grass killers!
You have guilt written ALL over your face. I so know it was you!
A word of warning Milly, Chicken Sausages DO NOT destroy homes!!!! I can always go back to the store and get the real chicken Sausages you know!
Do it again and the Monkey gets it. And I don't care if you have already eaten two of its legs and an arm off it - It still has an arm and a head I can damage.
Love your doting owner xxx
At the time this was published, sadly Monkey has been laid to rest......
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